The hillbilly was born under a full moon and raised by a wild blend of gypsies and computer engineers. His path to prophecy began in the '90s, when the family's trusty Magic 8 Ball cracked under pressure. Since then, he's tapped into the wisdom of stars, satellites, and a plethora of unreliable navigational tools to chart futures that others wouldn’t dare predict.
 

Whether you’re dodging heartache or chasing a long-lost dream, his offbeat guidance might be exactly what you need to find joy amongst your everyday struggles. Who knew destiny wore overalls?