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Hillbilly Horoscopes


Horoscopes
Fresh Porch-Pickin’ Horoscopes
Pisces
Colors to wear: All of them.


Pisces (Oct. 2025)
You’ll have to be careful with your health in the coming week as you have fallen into a diet consisting strictly of store bought candy....


Pisces (Sept. 2025)
Your struggle to stay focused may cause you to miss an important deadline. Take a deep breath. You can do this. While the new fragrance...


Pisces (Aug. 2025)
Pisces: Continue to cultivate your hobbies, new and old. If experimenting with food just remember Pumpkin spice isn't needed in all fall dishes.
Pisces husbands: Your significant other has been sleep talking about smothering you in your sleep, today would be a good day to take the kids and fur babies out while they relax.
Pisces air traffic controllers: A career change is on the horizon as your narcolepsy has made your co-workers increasingly nervous.
Clothes to wear: Sw
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