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Hillbilly Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Fresh Porch-Pickin’ Horoscopes

Aquarius

A former classmate looks to re-enter your life. Ignore them. They are on the run from the law, and they'll never pay you back the $50 they owe you.

Aquarius (Oct. 2025)

Aquarius (Oct. 2025)

Aquarius (Oct. 2025)

It’s time you found out, you are descended from witches. While you might want to dabble in potion making and spell casting your no Harry...

Aquarius (Sept. 2025)

Aquarius (Sept. 2025)

Aquarius (Sept. 2025)

It’s time to forgive old grievances and repair friendships. Sure, your so-called “friends” left you alone in a cemetery at midnight....

Aquarius (Aug. 2025)

Aquarius (Aug. 2025)

Aquarius (Aug. 2025)

In your free time you like to entertain others, an admirable quality, however, your casting in that murder mystery production last fall...

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