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Hillbilly Horoscopes


Horoscopes
Fresh Porch-Pickin’ Horoscopes
Scorpio
Single Scorpios: Take one last shot at a summer romance. Tim in accounting is available.


Scorpio (Oct. 2025)
The yearly visit to the pumpkin patch will have some hiccups as you accidentally take too many pumpkins and not enough of your children...


Scorpio (Sept. 2025)
You might need to dial back some of your intensity this month as putting a trade embargo on your neighbor isn't the way to go. Just ask...


Scorpio (Aug. 2025)
This would be a good week to relax and recover. You have been pushing the limits of safety and sanity lately. Rock climbing is an...
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