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People not to ride with: Tim.
Cancer (Oct. 2025)
Your judgment in past relationships wasn’t great and now you're possibly dating a Vampire. He’s a got great teeth, but his "food...
Cancer (Sept. 2025)
You’re going to need some extra cash this month as a family of scorpions has conquered the spare room. Call an exterminator and also a...
Cancer (Aug. 2025)
This week would be a good week to take some cooking classes. Your “famous” chili has led to a few unfortunate ER visits for multiple...
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