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Hillbilly Horoscopes


Horoscopes
Fresh Porch-Pickin’ Horoscopes
Taurus
Days call your ex and hang up:
Thursday, Friday, Sunday.


Taurus (Oct. 2025)
Later this month there’s an 80% chance you’ll run out of candy and be forced to throw random food items out to appease the mob of...


Taurus (Sept. 2025)
Patience and understanding will be needed in the near future as a co-worker that gives painfully tight hugs was given a promotion over...


Taurus (Aug. 2025)
Relax! You have been pushing yourself too hard lately. Time to pamper yourself. Get a medium-priced spa package. You know the one that...
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