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Hillbilly Horoscopes


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Fresh Porch-Pickin’ Horoscopes
Gemini
People to Avoid: Tim, only Tim everyone else is ok.


Gemini (Oct. 2025)
In your desire to make new friends you’ve accidentally joined a vampire coven. While the initiation ceremony isn't one I would recommend,...


Gemini (Sept. 2025)
It might be time to move out, not because you want to but because the river has been contaminated by a local chemical plant and you’re...


Gemini (Aug. 2025)
Now is the time for change and challenge. Time to finish that schooling that will get you a better job. Just remember that nap and snack...
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