Aquarius (Sept. 2025)

It’s time to forgive old grievances and repair friendships.

Sure, your so-called “friends” left you alone in a cemetery at midnight. Again. But hey, maybe they were just testing your loyalty... or your ability to not transform under a full moon.

You’re not a werewolf. You’re just hairy and emotionally resilient. So go on—extend that olive branch (or chew toy), patch things up, and remind them that friendship is stronger than supernatural suspicion.

Days to be out after midnight alone in the cemetery: None. 

Foods to eat: flaxseeds, soy, and lentils.