Capricorn (Aug. 2025)

You’ll feel a strong desire to stay in your pjs for the first week of the month as you’re getting older. Embrace comfort but avoid wearing a onesie with crocs outside of the house.

Also don’t be totally honest in future job interviews. They always ask what your biggest weakness is and you don't want to accidentally blurt out that you have gambling problem that led you to flee a foreign country. I mean you’ll still get the job, but it might not be the dream job you’ve been looking for.

Things to avoid: wearing crocs outside and mentioning your gambling problem.