Gemini (Sept. 2025)

It might be time to move out, not because you want to but because

the river has been contaminated by a local chemical plant and you’re starting to glow at night.

Singles: In past relationships you were at times not ready. Understandable, it's a big decision to add someone to your contact list, but now is the time. I’m not saying there’s an extinction level comet heading here but… I have a telescope. 

Days to join a dating site: Yesterday.

Days to randomly go on a road trip to Michigan: None.