Leo (Sept. 2025)

Plan on saving a little extra this month as a car accident is on the 

forefront. Look I get it, no one wants this to happen but in a moment 

of panic you'll hit the gas instead of the break. Luckily you'll find the horn to warn the kids at the invisible lemonade stand and no one will be hurt. On the plus side I hear bus passes have gone down in price.

Singles: Good karma is coming to you in your love life as you’ll soon meet your soulmate. It will happen when you least expect it, maybe it will be at that Frisbee golf tournament you’ve entered or at the show your brother's band is playing in at an abandoned factory. Also if you support your brother in his adolescent quest for fame you might want to get him a better agent. 

Days to ride the bus: everyday, because you crashed your car into a stand selling invisible lemonade. A dollar is pretty steep for an empty cup.