Scorpio (Sept. 2025)

You might need to dial back some of your intensity this month as putting a trade embargo on your neighbor isn't the way to go. Just ask for the lawn mower back and invite them over for a barbeque. Grilled possum will mend any friendship.

Parents: now is a good time to treat yourself to a night out. You need fun and adventure but you’ll have to give the babysitter combat pay as the children have joined forces and are planning to annex the living room. 

Singles: the changing of the seasons brings the feelings of needing to couple up. Don’t rush into a new relationship just because they have a fireplace and an absurdly large sweater collection.

Days to mend fences with neighbors: Thursday. It’s almost the weekend so they'll be in a better mood for the barbeque.

Clothes to wear: sweaters. Your own sweaters.