Taurus (Oct. 2025)

Later this month there’s an 80% chance you’ll run out of candy and be forced to throw random food items out to appease the mob of neighborhood kids gathered in your front yard. Make a candy run to Costco before Halloween. One for you, one for them.

Ghosting takes on a different meaning for those that are single and looking. Make sure to check that any future dates have a strong pulse, otherwise you could end up dating an apparition from the 1780’s.

Groundskeepers: If you find disturbed dirt or unusual holes with moans coming from them, leave them alone. 

Candy to keep: Kit-Kat.

Place to visit: Transylvania.