Virgo (Sept. 2025)

Money will come from an unexpected place. No, you won’t have to rob a bank. Something better. A distant relative has died and named you in their will. While the money will only be enough to help with some bills, the skeleton that was also left to you will leave you with concern about how your relative acquired it.

What's the best way to sell a human skeleton? asking for a friend.

If you visit the doctor this month plan on bringing extra reading material as you’ll be forgotten about in the corner of the waiting room. Also the doctor might suggest emergency surgery that you don’t need.  Protect your spleen at all costs.

Days to schedule a physical: not this month.

Suggested reading material: anything about the practice of robbing graves for educational purposes in the nineteenth century.