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Cancer (Oct. 2025)

Your judgment in past relationships wasn’t great and now you're possibly dating a Vampire. He’s a got great teeth, but his "food allergies" limit his choices. So, Olive Garden is out.


Avoid haunted houses. I know it seems fun. Except this time your group won't be afraid to leave you behind and you'll never make it out of the maze without help. Time to reevaluate some friendships.


Days to watch horror movies and hide under the covers: Wednesday-Friday.

Candy to keep for yourself: Skittles.




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