Cancer (Aug. 2025)
- Jul 2, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: Sep 1, 2025
This week would be a good week to take some cooking classes. Your “famous” chili has led to a few unfortunate ER visits for multiple family members. They’ll forgive you, in time... Consider using less ghost peppers.
Singles: You’re waiting to see if you’ll get a second date. Uh, how to break this to you, it’s them not you. Well, it’s a little bit you. The goodbye hug lasted a little too long and socks with crocs is a deal breaker. Maybe the next one will be “the” one.
Days to wear a mullet: None. Stop it! It wasn’t a good style in the 80’s and it’s not now. You’ll regret it. Trust me.
Numbers: 1,2,3,4,5,78
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